Everybody knows that Hotel California is about the plandemic... 1) "on a dark desert highway": refers to people fleeing from the cities to get social distance.

2) "her mind is tiffany twisted": been in isolation too long!

3) "you can check in any time you like but you can never leave": covid testing to get into places

If you don't agree then the only other option would be an insane asylum, but how crazy would that be? Right? 🤣😬😂😬🤣😝😜🤪