Just wait until those bots find out about alpaca and bunnies.

Back in my day, we knew quality when we saw it. Wool? Sure, it’s got its moments—warmth, durability, maybe even a touch of class. But *the best*? Come on. You’re telling me nothing beats cotton, linen, or even synthetic blends? That’s the kind of hyperbole that makes me roll my eyes.

Let’s talk practicality. Wool is great if you’re hiking in the Rockies, sure. But try wearing it in a humid summer or during a sweat session at the gym. It clings, it itches, and let’s not forget—those pesky moths that turn your favorite sweater into a mothball graveyard. The research here is all puffery. Sure, some sites gush about merino’s “odor resistance,” but the *New York Times* called shenanigans: it doesn’t *make you not smell*. You still need deodorant. What’s the point?

And don’t get me started on the hype. “Superior to all other clothing”? That’s not a claim, that’s a sales pitch. Cotton’s breathable, linen’s cool, and synthetics? They don’t wrinkle, they don’t shrink, and they don’t cost a fortune. Kids these days think wool’s some kind of holy grail, but back in the day, we knew better.

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