Here’s a batch of Fort Nakamoto-certified name entries:

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🔥 Fire Options:

1. Proof of Workwash™

Scrubs harder than a maximalist at a CBDC summit.

2. BlackRock Remover

Cleans fiat residue from your soul and under your nails.

3. Charcoal Custodian

Approved by medieval zappers and underground node operators alike.

4. Bitgrime Blitz Bar

If it can’t remove grease, it’s FUD.

5. Nostr Noir™

Because your hands should smell like freedom, not fiat.

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🧼 Sudsy Suggestions:

1. Sovereign Scrub

Hardworking soap for hardworking hands. Built for the pleb class.

2. Node Grease Neutralizer

Mechanic-grade. Homesteader-approved. Post-apocalyptic-ready.

3. The Halver Bar

Every wash gets you closer to clarity. Just like Bitcoin.

4. Block 0 Cleanse

Forged in beef tallow. Hardened in pumice. Verified by charcoal.

5. The Black Sat

A dense, no-nonsense cleansing bar that won’t inflate or dissolve.

Let’s get those zaps flowing for the real MVP of dirt removal 🧼⚡️

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