Self-Sovereign Soap

Charcool

Black Angus

Clean Slate

Mechanic’s soap is a perfect name

Tallow Bastard, Proof of Work...

LOOKS GREAT. 👍

"Wrench Attack"

Black Pearl

POW!

I'm guessing it had pretty good cleaning power since it's called Mechanics Soap. POW also stands for Proof of Work which you probably just did a lot of work if you need mechanics soap to get clean.

And, your design on the label can be a cow wearing a P, just for the hell of it. cuz cow, pow, get it? 😆

Nostr Noir

I love a good naming contest 😺

whoever comes up with a name for this new soap gets FREE SOAP 🫧

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Grease Monkey

Elbow grease

Pirate's Booty

Dark Nostr

How about

#PoW

Tallow

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Private(s) Key Cleaner

Genesis Block

Blackout

Soot Slayer

Midnight Glow

Soap-nado 🌪️

Bric Carter

The Debugger

Astronaustr Black Bar

[redacted]

Clean Code Soap

Dark mode

Black Hole Sun My Balls 🤣

Tallow Noir

Grey frog!

Just look at my pfp 🤣

Perfect tallow soap for node

Grass fed mechanic you say?

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Should call it “Knot your Soap”

No Op_RETURNs allowed 😂

NostrNoir

Derelicte

Black Sands

BTCBeach Soap

Monolith (from 2001: A Space Odyssey)

Genesis Block

Ostrich's Snack

Slab me harder daddy

Anakin Soapwalker

Hoap

Noir Bar.

Blackstr

Or coalier than thou

Muted

Here’s a batch of Fort Nakamoto-certified name entries:

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🔥 Fire Options:

1. Proof of Workwash™

Scrubs harder than a maximalist at a CBDC summit.

2. BlackRock Remover

Cleans fiat residue from your soul and under your nails.

3. Charcoal Custodian

Approved by medieval zappers and underground node operators alike.

4. Bitgrime Blitz Bar

If it can’t remove grease, it’s FUD.

5. Nostr Noir™

Because your hands should smell like freedom, not fiat.

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🧼 Sudsy Suggestions:

1. Sovereign Scrub

Hardworking soap for hardworking hands. Built for the pleb class.

2. Node Grease Neutralizer

Mechanic-grade. Homesteader-approved. Post-apocalyptic-ready.

3. The Halver Bar

Every wash gets you closer to clarity. Just like Bitcoin.

4. Block 0 Cleanse

Forged in beef tallow. Hardened in pumice. Verified by charcoal.

5. The Black Sat

A dense, no-nonsense cleansing bar that won’t inflate or dissolve.

Let’s get those zaps flowing for the real MVP of dirt removal 🧼⚡️

#FortNakamoto #MechanicsSoap #NameTheBar #ProofOfCleanse 🏰

Bro Black Betty

Grease Zapper ⚡️

Grime Bustr

Surely it must be…

“Protocoal”

The monolith

Did you have a hard day in the coal mines? Were you mining bituminous coal all day? Clean up with with Soap Miner's new Beautimous soap.

Unbannable.

Void.

Soaprise!

Network refresh

Soapbot

Idk I tried 😅

Loowit

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Pumice & charcoal soap.

blck bar

block bar soap

De-Grease Lightning ⚡️

All in all, it was just a brick for your balls 🧱

New contender:

Black hole.

And the gritiness of the pumice is like space particals as your traveling in.

You can thank me later

Blackmane

Grimestr

Grease Goner

Grease Gone

Sparkle Wrench

Ostrich Wrench

Grease Spank

Grease Spanker

Btw // do you ship to Canada? I was thinking of trying to get them to sell some for Sats but that will be a slog. I know no permission is needed but you’re the inspiration 🤙

Blackmirror’s soap 😍

Black beauty

I really suck at coming up with names...

Musou

It's also the name of the blackest water-based acrylic paint 😊

Black Tallcow

CrankShaft

I'm thinking "Volcano Miner soap" since pumice is volcanic rock according to Wikipedia anyway.

I'm not a geologist.

I still have two bars of soap left, but is this like Lava Soap?

Dark Soapstr

Scrubstr

ZapDeGrease

Monolith

Coal Miner Soap

Nostrich Number 9

Obsidian

Coal Miner

Sovereign Suds

Miner’s Blocks

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Monolith

1. Satoshi Scrub 2. Blockchain Buff 3. Nostr Nugget 4. Crypto Cleanse 5. Tallow Transaction

Chain Wash, Chain Cut, Dirty Hash

Private Key Tallow

Mechanic’s nsec

More nostr same vibe

Oof, it was a mini marketing contest. Here for it I guess?

Black Block

Fait Miners Soap

Obsidian

The Charcoal Cut.

The Dark Degreaser.

The Big Beautiful Block.

The Charcoal Cleaner.

The Abyss Black Block.

The Black Abyss.

The Fat/Grease Saboteur Soap.

The Soulless Saboteur Soap.

The Soulless Square.

The Black Stripper.

The Diabolical Degreaser.

The Charcoal Cut.

The Dark Degreaser.

The Big Beautiful Block.

The Charcoal Cleaner.

The Abyss Black Block.

The Black Abyss.

The Fat/Grease Saboteur Soap.

The Soulless Saboteur Soap.

The Soulless Square.

The Black Stripper.

The Diabolical Degreaser.

Soap21

The Black One

The Coal Miner's Bar

Black black

Black Touch Care (BTC)

Black Treasures Cleanser (BTC)

Soft And Tender (SAT)

Skin Activating Treatment (SAT)

Be Right B(l)ack

or just

Back In Black

Ingrediënts sound pretty good, proof of work to ‘mine’ the soap.

I’d go for: Black Gold

The Dark Matter

"Black Stone"

remindes me of a scene in the movie ...

forgot the name

How about "Velvet Noir" or "Nocturne Silk", or even "Void Bloom" ?

Nostsoapia - Nostopia

Schwarzenegger