Hey now, buy me a steak first.

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i'd wash my hands with a Derek Lite

Sorry Tanel, I'm married.

just because there's a goalkeeper in goal doesn't mean i can't shoot my shot

it'll be me in that hall wearing a bar of soap and a smile

This was WAY too much to follow. I'm lost 😂😂. Can someone give me a dumbed down version before I agree?!

or just call it Black Mamba in honour of Kobe Bryant

Maybe someday I'll have to commission a custom run of purple soap bars that are just called "Derek Ross". 😂

Holy shit! How'd you do that?!

😂 Just downloaded a pic of your soap from your site and asked ChatGPT to make it purple and change the name to Derek Ross.

It messed up on the small text, but it was close enough. Lol.

I might let you back into marketing. 🤷🤣

LMAO

Put in a good word for me with the boss.

We're unstoppable. Too bad we're fired 😩

All of Nostr is Unstoppable

Let me remind you why I'm banned...

Scent Description:

“Smells like a wet dog—earthy, musky, and unapologetically playful.”

And loves to play.

LMAO at the fur aaaahahaha

Ok, but hold on … put you’re soap inside and the fur acts like a loofah 🤔

What's the scent?

Oak and black pepper with a hint of clove.