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Ehh 🀷

My gramps used to keep a dish of detergent powder by garage sink. Worked like a charm for getting greasy hands clean. Tried using that memory to conjure a cool name but came up empty.

Cool soap though

Love you brother πŸ™πŸ«‚

Yours aren’t better 🀣

Black sand beaches? Cmon bro, that's gold.

Ooh, Black Gold!

Ship it now soapminer, contest over

Sing it with me now:

Hell naw to the naw naw naw

Hell to the naw 🀣🀣🀣

https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA

This is a jam

Yes. Good track

No, Derelicte is amazing

Soap friend denied it unfortunately 🀣

Marketing has started I see πŸ‘€

I wouldn't know it's:

Both you, and nostr:nprofile1qqsxy0kjrr0gzvghsdjk0q7kee5sk5s638zdcz0j393wt075lf2fyjgpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3eqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyv8wumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wst3xxwn have serious issues.

nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy how about Vader tallow?

β€œYou can’t resist the power of the dark tallow”

Can you do a AI video?

Unfortunately no. I can do magic with images though

A few zaps, a laugh and a strong arm. I feel like I’m getting somewhere. Right? Right?πŸ˜‚

🀣🀣

nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy I think I got it. Keeping it simple: one word.

Wait for it….

Obsidian

[redacted]

🀣🀣🀣

That's actually good 🫑

Top contender

Let’s gooooo 🀣🀣🀣

I just needed a warmup 🀣

Not

β€œBro did you see that new Obsidian tallow soap? I need to get at least 10

of those from Soap friend”

Rolls right off the tongue

The die is cast. It shall be named [redacted] like nostr:nprofile1qqsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwpcwfvg674ja25juxzczjzugpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3skueqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsnja9wa suggested

Reminds me of an enigma song. Man enigma fucking BANGS

πŸ€”

This has my vote if it comes with red labels.

You're going to make me vibe code a replyguy bot that just responds to this thread with :

arent' you?

Please don’t 🀣

We’re not even done with the old bots

This is not how we win πŸ˜‚

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The lengths I would go for this triviality would shock you! It's too perfect and it must be:

Reminds me of Schiff too much

😭

Node firing back with the strong negative association psyop, nice

He's a smart motherfucker...

That was literally an hour or two ago and I spoke about it with John. Most probably the name comes from there 🀣

Oh I know. I read all of nostr

All of nostr you say?

nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat you seeing this. He reads β€œall of nostr” πŸ‘€

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i love you guys

I love you too brother πŸ«‚

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You started on nostr roughly 8 months ago? Or you were making fun of the dude ?

Me?

No nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy AY HEE HOO

Ohhh. 🀣

Yeah about that time, in earnest anyway with this account.

I legit thought the emoji was a film projector lol. Had never studied it close enough I guess.

Somebody, feeling bad for me, but too embarrassed to engage directly, created an anon account to reply with "it's a hug". I zapped him. He's now a ghost and even the reply from him is gone from my relays πŸ₯²

I see this as a problem with NOSTR. Ppl give up. Don't.

with β€œthis” account. Ok…ok…

Lol, tried a couple other times much earlier and it didn't stick. Took a few ⭕️ threads to draw me out

….Now …hear me out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

🀣🀣🀣

Cool? He stuck the landing.

But did you see the kamehameha afterwards?

It's hard to tell, but gonna assume he broke his wrist :'(

Almost as good as this

Yeah not as good as this

Impressive

I’m at 2 good ones now 🀣🀣

Charred Vader πŸ‘€

just call it Congratulations at this point

That's hilarious 🀣🀣🀣

*DerekLicked

Hey now, buy me a steak first.

i'd wash my hands with a Derek Lite

Sorry Tanel, I'm married.

just because there's a goalkeeper in goal doesn't mean i can't shoot my shot

nostr:nprofile1qqsfpuyj8re4zneync4nx0npr8h0f95hqg8e2m7hkeejecgcm5d48jcprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdakj7qgkwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkc6t5v4ejummjvuhsz8mhwden5te0dehhxarj94ex2mrp0yhxgetjv44k2mmnwvhx6ef0g9a028 will give you a hall pass. 🀣

it'll be me in that hall wearing a bar of soap and a smile

This was WAY too much to follow. I'm lost πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Can someone give me a dumbed down version before I agree?!

or just call it Black Mamba in honour of Kobe Bryant

Maybe someday I'll have to commission a custom run of purple soap bars that are just called "Derek Ross". πŸ˜‚

Holy shit! How'd you do that?!

πŸ˜‚ Just downloaded a pic of your soap from your site and asked ChatGPT to make it purple and change the name to Derek Ross.

It messed up on the small text, but it was close enough. Lol.

I might let you back into marketing. 🀷🀣

LMAO

Put in a good word for me with the boss.

With you Vibing, and nostr:nprofile1qqsxy0kjrr0gzvghsdjk0q7kee5sk5s638zdcz0j393wt075lf2fyjgpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3eqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyv8wumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wst3xxwn with AI art πŸ€”

Nice mix! πŸ’ͺπŸš€

We're unstoppable. Too bad we're fired 😩

All of Nostr is Unstoppable

Let me remind you why I'm banned...

nostr:nprofile1qqsxy0kjrr0gzvghsdjk0q7kee5sk5s638zdcz0j393wt075lf2fyjgpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3eqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyv8wumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wst3xxwn is banned again! 🀬

Scent Description:

β€œSmells like a wet dogβ€”earthy, musky, and unapologetically playful.”

And loves to play.

LMAO at the fur aaaahahaha

Ok, but hold on … put you’re soap inside and the fur acts like a loofah πŸ€”

What's the scent?

Oak and black pepper with a hint of clove.

Hmmmmmm πŸ€”