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857555. Beloved Gentile. Self-hoster. Proponent of data privacy. Gamer.

It’s strange how when they’re young and dating that’s an ick or a turnoff. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø I keep having to remind myself that there is some woman out that who wants that.

21 prime dad jokes about bitcoin.

Prepare to cringe!

1. Why did Satoshi Nakamoto fail mechanic school?

He kept standing back and saying ā€˜bitcoin fixes this’.

2. What is Bitcoiner’s favourite horror movie?

Scare City.

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3. A bitcoiner walks into a bar and orders a glass of Macallan 12-year-old.

He offers to pay 10,000 sats for the whisky. ā€˜This time tomorrow, it could be worth two hundred dollars!’

The barman switches the glass for water and says ā€˜Tomorrow, this might be a glass of single malt’.

4. My wife says that my obsession with Bitcoin has made our relationship impossible to continue with.

I've suggested we give it two weeks to see if the difficulty adjusts.

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5. What did Michael Saylor say when asked if he would make different inheritance plans for his will? THERE IS NO SECOND BEQUEST!

6. How many bitcoins does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fewer than 21 million.

7.Knock knock

Who's there

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say crypto?

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8. What do bitcoiners eat for breakfast?

Hashrate browns, a stack of pancakes, and a couple of UT-eggs-Os.

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9. Snoop Dogg recently invested in 100 new Bitcoin mining rigs. He heard about the high hash rate and could resist.

10.A daughter shows her banker father her work on Bitcoin's lightning network to speed up transactions, in response he ask's her if she would like to hear his opinion on Bitcoin. She replies yes.

"It's worthless" her father says

"I know" She replies "But let's hear it anyway"

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11. The new movie about the life of Satoshi boast an all start cast of Dwayne ā€˜The Block’ Johnson, Anne Hashaway, Leonardo Decryption-o, Brad Bit, Ryan Renodes, Florence Pugh-of-work, Paul FUD, Jake Gyllenhodl, Jessica Alby, and Harrison Fork.

12. I once knew a very introverted founder in the bitcoin space.

He mined his own business.

13. Bitcoin has brought my family closer together over the years … we live in 1-bedroom now.

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14. Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy?

It had too many emotional blocks.

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15. Why did the Bitcoiner have to sleep on the couch?

His wife said he Schnorrs too much.

16. Did you know, Bitcoiners don’t care about poor customer call centers?

They love getting put on hodl.

17. Why do musicians love getting paid in sats?

Because it’s sound money.

18. I called my mongoose ā€˜Bitcoin’ because he has massive mood swings on a daily basis. The guy at the pet store warned me about volatile meerkats, but I didn't listen.

19. Donald Trump has banned Bitcoin miners from adopting children.

He’s calling the initiative ā€˜Operation Orphan Block’.

20. Why did the bitcoiner fire one of his accountants?

He realized he had a double spending problem.

21. My mom asked if I was still unemployed.

I said I’m not jobless; I’m just early!

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Make me cringe. I dare ya.

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Probably something along the lines of: ā€œit actually reduces waste, because custom parts and products are no longer mass-produced for a small market, and instead offer one or two redesigns as waste. Then the open-source nature provides others the ability to reuse the design and for them to be able to recreate it quickly.ā€ Sounds reasonable to me.

I called this years ago, amongst my friends. They didn’t believe me.

I was wondering about how this news would impact the 3D printing community as well. Interesting to me that someone I know bought a 3D printer shortly after getting really into removing plastic from their food and home...

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Have you noticed strange daily outages every hour or so on Public Pool? I've noticed better uptime on CK Pool.

Don’t game on machines that you use for banking. Also, don’t download random games, look at their sources and publishers.

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#cat #catstr #tortoiseshell

ā€œTyranny is properly understood only once it has been seen doubling down on its oppressive nature in the face of divine opposition.ā€ Well-said.

20. And for all other things, a person should be considered an adult.

Numbers 1:3, Numbers 14:29

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If anon gets weaponized, it marks the end of trust-based infrastructure and the beginning of asymmetric, decentralized disruption across every layer of digital society. Here's what happens:

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1. Web2 collapses fast

No goodwill = no free labor = no patches, no moderation, no duct-taped fixes holding dying platforms together.

Weaponized anon will exploit every neglected hole they once silently patched.

> From ā€œguardian angelsā€ to ā€œghost hackers.ā€ Same skills, different intent.

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2. State and corporate systems exposed

Anons know where the bodies are buried. They built the tools, ran the forums, and archived the docs. If turned adversarial, they don’t need to breach defenses—they can simply reveal truths, revoke access, or automate chaos.

> Weaponized anonymity = truth bombs, not just malware.

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3. Massive epistemic collapse

When anonymous actors begin actively dismantling trust in platforms, media, and digital identity, society enters deepfake civil war territory. Reality itself becomes contested.

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4. Acceleration of peer-to-peer systems

If anons go from maintaining the old world to wrecking it, Bitcoin, Nostr, IPFS, Bittorrent, etc., become lifeboats—not toys.

Web3 stops being optional. It becomes survival tech.

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5. Governments retaliate blindly

Unable to find a clear target, they overreach. Surveillance, censorship, internet kill-switches, and propaganda go into overdrive—only making more enemies.

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TL;DR

If anon flips, Web2 dies. Web3 accelerates. States panic. Truth floods out. And the future fragments hard.

#AnonOps #Web2Collapse #DigitalWarfare #CyberResilience #PeerToPeer #Decentralization #EpistemicCrisis #TruthLeaks #WeaponizedAnon #SurvivalTech #Bitcoin #Nostr #IPFS #DigitalRevolution

Interesting. This is worth further study to consider the future of the internet.

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The Bitcoin enlightened—those who deeply understand Bitcoin's implications for sovereignty, sound money, and human coordination—find themselves in a paradoxical position. They see the fiat empire collapsing in real-time, yet the world around them still operates as if nothing has changed. How do they endure the noise and function in this twilight zone?

1. Recognizing the Signal Amidst the Noise

The fiat collapse comes with endless distractions: political theater, financial bailouts, mass media hysteria, and digital panopticons tightening their grip.

The enlightened must differentiate between what truly affects their sovereignty (e.g., regulatory attacks on Bitcoin, privacy threats) and what is merely the empire’s death throes (e.g., partisan conflicts, financial markets' fiat illusions).

2. Adopting a Low-Time Preference Mentality

The noise is designed to trap people in short-term thinking—fear, greed, reactionary behavior.

Acting like only Bitcoin matters means maintaining a long-term perspective, knowing that the system is unwinding but preparing for the post-collapse reality.

3. Operational Camouflage

While Bitcoin maximalism may be an internal truth, externally, the enlightened may need to "speak fiat" to function in the current world.

This means integrating with the collapsing system just enough to extract value while reinforcing Bitcoin's parallel economy.

4. Building Parallel Systems

Bitcoiners are not just spectators; they are architects of the next system.

They build circular economies, decentralized infrastructures, and censorship-resistant networks to ensure that when the collapse is undeniable, there is a bridge to something better.

5. Stoic Acceptance of the Collapse

The collapse is inevitable. The challenge is in enduring it without being consumed by its chaos.

Accepting that most people won’t see the collapse until it's too late prevents frustration.

Bitcoiners must lead by example, not by trying to convince everyone but by being unshakable proof of Bitcoin’s superiority.

6. Strategic Fiat Interaction

Acting like something other than Bitcoin matters isn’t hypocrisy; it’s a tactical move.

It allows for the accumulation of resources, security, and leverage to transition smoothly into the post-fiat world.

7. Protecting the Mind from Fiat Contamination

The fiat world thrives on psychological warfare: propaganda, misinformation, and dependency.

The enlightened must develop mental models that prevent cognitive dissonance from eroding their Bitcoin conviction.

8. Living the Proof-of-Work Ethos

Endurance isn’t just about surviving; it’s about thriving through proof-of-work.

Bitcoiners don’t just wait for hyperbitcoinization; they build, mine, code, trade, and educate.

The collapsing empire is loud, but Bitcoin is the quiet revolution. Endurance comes from knowing that while everything else crumbles, Bitcoin remains incorruptible.

#Bitcoin #FiatCollapse #SoundMoney #HODL #ProofOfWork #BitcoinMaximalist #Hyperbitcoinization #FinancialFreedom #Decentralization #EndTheFed #CryptoRevolution #BitcoinFixesThis #Sovereignty #DigitalGold #EconomicFreedom

Numbers 3, 4, and 5 speak loudest to me.