Just went to a coffee place that claims to be “the most sustainable coffee place in the city”. I ask the barista for a latte and I say regular milk. She looks at me weird as she asks me: “what is regular milk for you” and I laugh. She makes a serious face and I realise she’s actually expecting and answer hahahahahaha

I tell her cow milk and she’s like, ok that is 60 cents extra hahahahahahah