- User signs up and KYCs to "buy ecash tokens" with fiat (or bitcoin)

- User (now anon) gets VPS compute cycles / cloud storage / VPN routing anonymously with their ecash tokens, seamlessly via proper request headers

- User has an anonymous and untraceable cloud computer personal server

- Company is making revenue on their compute / storage / VPN services

- Company is compliant with KYC laws (maybe?)

- Company cannot know anything any particular user is doing

So you're telling me we just solved all of society's problems, and all it took was an ecash implementation named after the best nut?