i have a question and it may be problematico

im eating spareribs rn and im wondering:

if you compiled a list of every harem that ever happened thru history, known and unknown,

if you asked everyone, one by one

do you think there was ever anyone like: 10/10 would do again

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like: i had copious amounts of fresh water, hot and cold

i was almost always left entirely alone

and i just kinda lounged

and there were a couple pet leopards that i could watch from across the courtyard and peacocks

so it was ok

the lifetime i just kinda sat there and didnt have to do much

10/10

maybe even suspected to be infertile

so pretty low priority

and couldnt be sold cos one leg was kinda shorter than the other so had a funny walk

low low low in the pecking order

but high enough to be fed like food was not a problem

maybe a talent of no great prestige but as an oddity could impress a foreign dignitary

"Yo, what’s your wildest hidden talent that could totally wow a foreign dignitary? 🤔✨ #OddityGoals"

what im trying to do rn

is dial in such a recipe where someone could say:

my harem life? 10/10 truly

and everyone else would be like 🙄 cos very specific experience as a severe outlier

going about solving a problem that way

how specific does it have to be

how dialed in

to reasonably reach an agreeable 10/10 where the reader would be like: oh well yea in their case i get it