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Right, so I'm in the shop anyways, says I to meself, I'll treat meself to one of the 'fancy' teas, you know, ' Lemon and Ginger' and the 'Camomile' and all of that bollox right, sure why not, spring has sprung, time for a change and all of that good shite.

Sure wasn't I raging then when I seen the names of the teas, I couldn't make out what kind of fucking tea was in them. They had names like 'womanhood' and 'summers dream' and all this nonsense.

Never again. Barrys or Lyons for now, try again next year and see if they have copped themselves on.

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TheRupertDamnit 1y ago

You sure you weren't in the feminine hygiene aisle?

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The Beave 1y ago

I was about to ask this! Lol

TheRupertDamnit 1y ago

That was the only thing I could think. Though I do believe I have seen the teas he is talking about. They tell you what they're good for instead of what's in them.

The Beave 1y ago

Sure.

But this is also why I love tea but just don't care to be anything more than a filthy casual. Heh.

TheRupertDamnit 1y ago

I pretend at being into herbalism when really I'm just picking them for the flavor.

The Beave 1y ago

Ah, the mask we wear!

Enjoy your tea. That's really the only hard and fast rule, no?

TheRupertDamnit 1y ago

💯

Séimí Mac Síomón 1y ago

I had to check myself, and I was amazed to find out I wasn't.

Looks like a box of tampons.

TheRupertDamnit 1y ago

That does sound tasty. But also, it could literally be a douche.