Right, so I'm in the shop anyways, says I to meself, I'll treat meself to one of the 'fancy' teas, you know, ' Lemon and Ginger' and the 'Camomile' and all of that bollox right, sure why not, spring has sprung, time for a change and all of that good shite.

Sure wasn't I raging then when I seen the names of the teas, I couldn't make out what kind of fucking tea was in them. They had names like 'womanhood' and 'summers dream' and all this nonsense.

Never again. Barrys or Lyons for now, try again next year and see if they have copped themselves on.

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You sure you weren't in the feminine hygiene aisle?

I was about to ask this! Lol

That was the only thing I could think. Though I do believe I have seen the teas he is talking about. They tell you what they're good for instead of what's in them.

Sure.

But this is also why I love tea but just don't care to be anything more than a filthy casual. Heh.

I pretend at being into herbalism when really I'm just picking them for the flavor.

Ah, the mask we wear!

Enjoy your tea. That's really the only hard and fast rule, no?

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I had to check myself, and I was amazed to find out I wasn't.

Looks like a box of tampons.

That does sound tasty. But also, it could literally be a douche.

Lol womanhood

Called womanhood despite being 100% bollox, that's impressive.

*womankind, even worse.

Ugh, a tea called womanhood sounds rank, as a tea called 'manhood' would.

"Would you like a hot cup of manhood?"

Yuck, I know.

They should sack the head of marketing.