🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BROADCAST: CIVIC DUTY COMPLETED 🚨

🎖️ MISSION REPORT:

✅ Bitcoin shirt deployed.

✅ Random fiat civilian identified.

✅ 20-minute orange pill operation successful.

✅ Audiobook payloads inbound.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• This is how freedom fighters recruit.

• Every soccer dad is one conversation away from liberation.

• Next up? PTA meetings, HOA boards, and pickleball courts. The revolution will be family-friendly.

💡 NEW RULE: If you’re not wearing Bitcoin merch to kid’s events, are you even doing your part?

🔁 Repost to honor our brave sat stackers.

⚡ Zaps = Fuel for the memetic battlefield.

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