Young, single people: here’s an ideal start to my morning: skydiving, surfing on exotic beach, climbing Everest.

Me: I’m just happy if I wake up at 7 and not a minute earlier, without a kid jumping next to my head πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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nostr is creating some having a family FOMO in me, and I’m loving it πŸ’œ

I second this, πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­ I want kids to wake me up in the morning 😭

I’ll rent you mine for a week, see how you like it πŸ˜‚

from kidnapping to kid napping 101

Ah yes it does look like I'm trying to do that πŸ€£πŸ‘€πŸ˜­πŸ˜… I swear I'm not though πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™

it’s okay

you’re not looking sus at all

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πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ tanel! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ

anyway… so there’s thing called negative rizz, right πŸ˜‚

All that destruction would have been made to disco.

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Utter fucking amateurs

😱🀣 what do you meaannn? I cannot comprehend 🧐 guys love it when women want babies πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™

I would love that! πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ’― I never sleep anyway and I'm basically a big kid πŸ₯Ή

Wait we can do that?

Nostr fixes this

My parents say best part about seeing their grandkids, is that they go back home after πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

All love of course, but the seems like endless chaotic moments are out weighed by amazing ones 1000:1

I always get so sad saying goodbye to my best friends baby πŸ₯ΉπŸ™ would love to have my own, I'd take them to the science museum and we'd read and play all day 😭πŸ₯Ή I realise this is probably completely unrealistic though πŸ˜‚

It's ups and downs not gonna sugar coat it but watching them grow and learn is undescribable.

Most won't have an issue with playing all day so you're good there πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

That sounds wonderful πŸ₯Ή hahaha amazing β˜ΊοΈπŸ™

I just got dumped after 5 years home building and raising her/our kids as mine own, I won’t let that stop me from searching for a closer relationship though.

Our beliefs differed greatly in the end. I was for freedom and disclosure, she’s for control and manipulation, a micro of her macro working for the UK gov.

Arseholes πŸ«‚

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GM β˜€οΈπŸ€™πŸ½β˜•οΈ

WAKE UP!

Woke up to one of these but on my head πŸ€•

no Bueno.

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Suficiente para balancear lo

Como Vulcan

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No te preocupes

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Un favor para resoluciΓ³n su problema con production

Vulcanic

Rodents aside, hai problema con su servicio postal tambiΓ©n

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Creo que mejor que nada por el mundo. The black widow Mother Earth knows best. Silly to defy or deny her.

The pending case though there, well, I pity the fool. Rodent fuck

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It used to be 6 for me lol

Take your kids to all of the single people activities you mentioned, they will be sleeping past 10am.

But you might be sleeping until the next day πŸ˜‚