Hot take:
Saylor, Mallers, nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyfehcpn, etc are not Satoshi, and they are not the spokesmen for #bitcoin, its protocol, or whether or not you should self custody.
Also, if somebody is saying you can/should trust the government, they're usually the bad guy.