🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: “THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WERE PROMISED” EDITION 🚨
📜 BREAKING: EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE, BUT BLOCKS KEEP TICKING.
🔎 CURRENT STATUS:
📉 Stock market? Redder than a Bitcoin maxi’s blood pressure at a Federal Reserve meeting.
🔥 Trump vs. Massie? Fiat politicians fighting over who gets to steer the Titanic.
🕵️ Epstein Files? Still “missing” (aka, locked in the same vault as the lost Pentagon money).
🛑 ICE reporting stopped? Transparency? Never heard of it.
🌍 Gaza takeover talks? Because the U.S. has such a great track record in the Middle East…
📢 Trump’s cabinet focused on words instead of the national debt? Classic.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE TEAM DEPLOYED:
✅ Continue stacking sats, because Bitcoin is the only thing that isn’t collapsing.
✅ Treat political drama as fiat-tier reality TV.
✅ Meme harder, because laughter is all we have left.
✅ Don’t wait for “promises” from those who only deliver distractions.
💡 Lesson of the day: The only thing you can trust is math, physics, and your own cold storage.
🔁 Repost if you were promised sound money, not chaos.
⚡ Zaps = Fort Nakamoto’s emergency response fund.
#FortNakamoto #FixTheMoneyFixTheClownShow #FiatTheaterContinues #BitcoinIsTheExit