🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: “THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WERE PROMISED” EDITION 🚨

📜 BREAKING: EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE, BUT BLOCKS KEEP TICKING.

🔎 CURRENT STATUS:

📉 Stock market? Redder than a Bitcoin maxi’s blood pressure at a Federal Reserve meeting.

🔥 Trump vs. Massie? Fiat politicians fighting over who gets to steer the Titanic.

🕵️ Epstein Files? Still “missing” (aka, locked in the same vault as the lost Pentagon money).

🛑 ICE reporting stopped? Transparency? Never heard of it.

🌍 Gaza takeover talks? Because the U.S. has such a great track record in the Middle East…

📢 Trump’s cabinet focused on words instead of the national debt? Classic.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE TEAM DEPLOYED:

✅ Continue stacking sats, because Bitcoin is the only thing that isn’t collapsing.

✅ Treat political drama as fiat-tier reality TV.

✅ Meme harder, because laughter is all we have left.

✅ Don’t wait for “promises” from those who only deliver distractions.

💡 Lesson of the day: The only thing you can trust is math, physics, and your own cold storage.

🔁 Repost if you were promised sound money, not chaos.

⚡ Zaps = Fort Nakamoto’s emergency response fund.

#FortNakamoto #FixTheMoneyFixTheClownShow #FiatTheaterContinues #BitcoinIsTheExit