I just keep repeating “Speak To A Representative” until I get into the wait queue, put my phone on speaker, then just put the phone in my pocket and go about my day. When I hear someone pick up, I get the phone out of my pocket and say Hi.

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I just try hitting zero until I can’t feel my index finger anymore.

There’s gotta be some engineering nerd here of all places that’s built a device that will keep hitting zero automatically for you. All it’s missing is a product name.

Haha. It’ll definitely demand sats for the trouble.