Not going to lie , that's pretty spot on . I love Black Books and Dylan Morans stand up.

My favorite bit is when he shouts "Where is my lolly?!" , and someone brings him a frozen bottle of wine from the freezer and he just smashes it off the table and starts licking it .

XD

I am a total curmudgeon though , my favorite thing to do is rip the absolute piss out of people from the relative comfort of my car .

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I love that!

I don't know what I would do without the catharthis of providing monologue to every fat bastard that weezes past the zebra crossing in front of me, I no doubt would climb the top of a clock tower with a bbgun and just start shooting peoples cappucinos out of their hand before the mid-morning rush , I'd be dangerous I would .

Ha ha ! I love how the mailman is just fucking ready to go , strapped to the nines lol , Simpsons is so good man , it has aged so well , still cracks me up .

Murica

I'm Simpsons fan #1

Every episode even new ones. I love it.

I wrote in to the show as a kid.

I was raised by the Simpsons. I was born at like episode 3 and according to my ma been watching since then🤷🏽

Did they write back to you?!

Nah. It was lame.

I sent Matt Groening a letter asking about the rivals evil twins at the end of one episode. Like a doppelganger Bart and Lisa. I asked where they went and why they don't come back for more stuff.

I got back a generic letter from "the Simpsons" with a Maggie printed on the top corner and a empty couch at the bottom that said they're a very busy team and they thank me for my interest and here's a set of general faq that fans tend to ask. And it was like 10 generic questions answered like where is Springfield no one knows. But none of them were my question.

That is lame. It’s like several bad customer service experiences I’ve had.

Right? Like at least make me not feel generic

BUT

One time in Facebook live I saw that Nancy Cartwright was live doing something so I joined just to see and she said my name "hi ___" in the bart voice and I like died one time long ago

Remind me , which one was she again , is she the voice actress for Lisa ?

Bart

Wait , sorry , she is obviously the voice actress for Bart , duh....

Every year around Halloween one if the animals who lives around here opens up his house as a haunted house. That's always really cool

I love the episode where Fran can't figure out the thing she's selling and it turns out to be a giant unrealistic lighter

Although the first episode is 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

And I love getting people to watch it for the first time explaining that the formula of the show is they they sprinkle little jokes throughout then at the end it's one big joke that references so the little ones before.

It's like getting people who don't watch Doctor who to watch blink for the first time.

And you're like... well the doctor isn't really even in this episode... but it explains how time travel and the monsters work... and I'm done scenes the monsters don't move because WE the audience are looking at them! Not the characters!

Would you believe , I've never seen Doctor Who , and to be brutally honest , I don't think that I ever will , it sounds too all over the place , there doesn't seem to be any sort of coherance to it , it's just one shoehorned thing after another , but what the hell would I know , I've never really given it a chance.

Takes a certain type of person🤷🏽

Blink is good though. One spectacular thinky suspense episode

I've never heard of blink , i must check it out .

Season 3 I believe

Well season 3 of the new seasons. The modern era

Wait a minute , does this involve statues that fucking chase after you if you aren't looking at them ?

Yes

If they touch you they send you back in time and feed off of your potential energy.

Alien creatures. But when you look at them they are stone.

That's pretty fucking creepy man.

Yeah , I guess I never though about it , but that is the format , it all comes together at the end , every time .

I'm a Filmmaker. This stuff stands out at me