The night was black

The moon was blue

And through the valley

A shit wagon flew

A bump was hit

A scream was heard

And a man was killed by a flying turd

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You are quite the poet 🥲

I didn’t write that. My mom taught me that as a kid. She also taught me the Lord’s Prayer. And little else 🤣

I have never heard it 😂😂

You didn’t have a family obsessed with bathroom humor? nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and I separated at birth, methinks.

Meh, my parents were old and I was the baby. I learned humor from friends 🤷‍♀️

Mine were kinda older. Boomers.

Yep, they didn't really do the whole talking to us kids thing. We were a nuisance most of the time. But we could all go on and on 😂. I laugh often and see everything through a sarcasm filter, I never take myself too seriously and I talk to my kid about ALL the things poop included.

Omg yes, they were the “Children should be seen and not heard” generation

And we all were not seen or heard doing things we shouldn't have been 👀

Life before camera phones was sweet

Yes, I talk to my mom about some of the stuff we did and she is all what?!? when??? I didn't know y'all did that 😂.

It’s beautiful!!!!