Have you ever been on an airplane in which everybody farts?

I did 😐.

Air travelers, please hodl.

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That is not fair!

There must be a special fare for such behavior.

The "all you can fart" deal.

I try to time my eating before a long-haul flight because I'm sure the cabin pressure does something to my stomach and gives me gas. If it's an early afternoon flight I'll probably fast before I get on it.

Yes, i do the same, i empty everything before and eat nothing or something really light. I've never used an airplane toilet and also...never farted 🤷🏻.

God even knows when a single hair moves on your head, let alone breaking wind.

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Fart in church=eternal damnation in a sulphurous environment

But sure sounds good.

Angelic high-pitched sounding farts 😇

Is that what my farts sound like?

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