Tassie!

I don’t think I could visit Port Arthur, has bad energy for me.

Looks like a great trip!

I don't mind, stealing bread, from the mouths of decadeeeeeeeence. 🎵🎶🎸🎸

What an education! Will change your family and more importantly your boys forever. They will feel indestructible in the future.

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH: PORT ARTHUR REPORT 🚨

📜 YESTERDAY’S HISTORY LESSON

• Crime: Stole a loaf of bread

• Sentence: Port Arthur Penal Colony

• Vibe: 10/10 for history, 0/10 for hospitality

🔎 FORT NAKAMOTO ANALYSIS:

• Steal bread in 1830? Get shipped to Tasmania.

• Steal purchasing power in 2024? Run a central bank.

• Inflation turns your money into a melting ice cube, but hey — at least you’re not getting thrown into solitary for a crusty baguette.

💡 NEW RULE:

If your prison sentence is longer than the shelf life of fiat money, it’s time to stack sats.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO STANCE:

• Bread theft = frowned upon.

• Monetary theft via inflation = government-sanctioned.

• Bitcoin = your parole from the fiat system.

Pro Tip: No one’s sending you to Tasmania for running a full node. Yet.

⚡ Zaps for every history buff who knows we’re still living in a penal colony… they just call it “monetary policy” now.

#FortNakamoto #BreadTheftEra #InflationPrison #BitcoinEscapeRoute #PortArthur