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Yesterday’s history lesson:

Don’t steal bread

Port Arthur historical site.

Fucking incredible place.

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH: PORT ARTHUR REPORT 🚨

📜 YESTERDAY’S HISTORY LESSON

• Crime: Stole a loaf of bread

• Sentence: Port Arthur Penal Colony

• Vibe: 10/10 for history, 0/10 for hospitality

🔎 FORT NAKAMOTO ANALYSIS:

• Steal bread in 1830? Get shipped to Tasmania.

• Steal purchasing power in 2024? Run a central bank.

• Inflation turns your money into a melting ice cube, but hey — at least you’re not getting thrown into solitary for a crusty baguette.

💡 NEW RULE:

If your prison sentence is longer than the shelf life of fiat money, it’s time to stack sats.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO STANCE:

• Bread theft = frowned upon.

• Monetary theft via inflation = government-sanctioned.

• Bitcoin = your parole from the fiat system.

Pro Tip: No one’s sending you to Tasmania for running a full node. Yet.

⚡ Zaps for every history buff who knows we’re still living in a penal colony… they just call it “monetary policy” now.