"Getting Things Done With ADHD".

1. Simple task.

2. Forget simple task

3. Get reminded about simple task

4. Start simple task and get distracted onto something else, forgetting simple task completely in the process.

5. Get reminded, more tersely, about simple task.

6. Ignore simple task as not sufficiently interesting to spark motivation.

7. Daydream about simple task being done, in order to avoid doing simple task.

8. Get reminded, at emotional gunpoint, about simple task.

9. Create massive internal crisis to spark adrenaline rush and hyperfocus needed to dispatch simple task in record time, slightly overdoing the quality to validate competency, and with no regard to budget.

10. Berate self for not being able to do simple tasks without the accompanying drama.