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Working on copy for 2023 Satoshi's Reserve

What references should I make?

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Scarcity has never tasted better. Selected from the best barrel of Peony Lane’s 2021 vintage, this limited edition 210-bottle release is a Cabernet Sauvignon truly worth HODLing. One Day, they will say “Fine Wine Ages Like Bitcoin,” and you’ll have the bottle to prove it.

Enjoy with:

Pocket Steak, Orange-Pilling, Michael Saylor Podcasts, Arms Wide Open, Boating “Accidents”
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Barrick 4mo ago đź’¬ 1

Fresh off the presses from the new ChatGPT 5 because I have zero creativity.

Satoshi’s Reserve 2023

Scarcity has never tasted smoother.

Handpicked from the finest barrel of Peony Lane’s 2023 vintage, this ultra-limited 210-bottle release is a Cabernet Sauvignon crafted for those who understand that 21 million isn’t just a number—it’s a lifestyle.

Whether you’re stacking sats or cellaring reds, this is the bottle you’ll want when the halving hits and the memes turn prophetic.

One day, they’ll say:

“Fine wine ages like Bitcoin—slow, rare, and suddenly priceless.”

And you’ll be the one holding the cork.

🍷 Pairs well with:

• Pocket steak and proof-of-meat

• Michael Saylor’s latest sermon on liquidity

• That one friend who still thinks it’s a Ponzi

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Ben Justman🍷 4mo ago 💬 1

I don't care what chat GPT thinks

I care what you think

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Barrick 4mo ago đź’¬ 1

Ok Ben here we go:

I like “Scarcity has never tasted better. Peony Lane’s 2024 Satoshi’s Reserve.”

That’s it. That’s all you need.

Your wine, like Bitcoin, is limited to 210 each year like Bitcoins 21 million. Your wine has matured just like Bitcoin and does not need any bitcoin humor or recommended pairings for customers to understand that your reserve is special, just like Bitcoin. Bitcoiners decided Bitcoin is the way and will also decide what to pair your wine with.

Bitcoin is a legitimate, just like Peony Lane. Maybe your legacy ends the reserve when the last Bitcoin is mined. Customers will try to stack your reserve just like Bitcoiners try to stack stats before the last coin is mined.

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Ben Justman🍷 4mo ago

I appreciate you for saying that 🤝

The need is that it's fun for me. It's one of my greatest joys that I was able to put a Creed reference on both my Bitcoin bottles