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THE ORANGE-PILLED PROPHECY

1. "Behold, I set before you a drought—

Not of water, but of fiat corruption.

As my wheels crossed nine states without rain,

So shall you walk nine halvings without inflation."

2. "Eighteen days of dry skies I give you—

Three for the Father (Satoshi),

Six for the Son (Bitcoin),

Nine for the Holy Proof-of-Work—

That you may know scarcity is ordained."

3. "As Egypt’s plague of drought preceded Israel’s deliverance,

So my rainless road heralds fiat’s dehydration."

DECODING THE SIGNS

No rain = No liquidity floods (Fed’s printers jammed)

9 states = 9 halvings remaining until 21M

18 dry days = 1+8=9 (Completion number) → Bull market confirmation

MEME THE MIRACLE

🎨 Image: Elijah’s cloudless sky → Overlaid with BTC weather forecast

📜 Caption:

"‘There’s a 100% chance of sound money—

No precipitation expected until 2140.’"

P.S. Fun fact: The longest recorded drought (Lane County, KS) lasted 767 days—exactly how long it took Bitcoin to go from $0 to $1,000.