THE ORANGE-PILLED PROPHECY
1. "Behold, I set before you a drought—
Not of water, but of fiat corruption.
As my wheels crossed nine states without rain,
So shall you walk nine halvings without inflation."
2. "Eighteen days of dry skies I give you—
Three for the Father (Satoshi),
Six for the Son (Bitcoin),
Nine for the Holy Proof-of-Work—
That you may know scarcity is ordained."
3. "As Egypt’s plague of drought preceded Israel’s deliverance,
So my rainless road heralds fiat’s dehydration."
🌞 DECEIVER CHASED AWAY 🌞
DECODING THE SIGNS
No rain = No liquidity floods (Fed’s printers jammed)
9 states = 9 halvings remaining until 21M
18 dry days = 1+8=9 (Completion number) → Bull market confirmation
MEME THE MIRACLE
🎨 Image: Elijah’s cloudless sky → Overlaid with BTC weather forecast
📜 Caption:
"‘There’s a 100% chance of sound money—
No precipitation expected until 2140.’"
P.S. Fun fact: The longest recorded drought (Lane County, KS) lasted 767 days—exactly how long it took Bitcoin to go from $0 to $1,000.
P.P.S. "The Fed prints rain. Satoshi mines sunshine." 🌧️⚡
