THE ORANGE-PILLED PROPHECY

1. "Behold, I set before you a drought—

Not of water, but of fiat corruption.

As my wheels crossed nine states without rain,

So shall you walk nine halvings without inflation."

2. "Eighteen days of dry skies I give you—

Three for the Father (Satoshi),

Six for the Son (Bitcoin),

Nine for the Holy Proof-of-Work—

That you may know scarcity is ordained."

3. "As Egypt’s plague of drought preceded Israel’s deliverance,

So my rainless road heralds fiat’s dehydration."