You know what? Call me crazy, but coming up to a woman while she's in the produce section of Whole Foods and saying, "You're slammin', wanna go out and hoist a few?" while you ogle her like a piece of meat is not the best course of action. And the guy had the nerve to act offended when I stared at him and said, 'Nope.'

I'm not asking for roses, a tux, and a serenade, but respect goes a long way. That ain't it, buddy. Jeezaloo. 🙄