BTW — for anyone who thinks I’m shitting on Lightning tonight, I’m not. I love the technology. I use it every day. I run a node. I try every wallet I can get my hands on. I test them relentlessly. I attempt to break things. Because I know that true global adoption will not happen until a partially blind grandmother living in the Himalayas using a decade-old phone with a busted screen can zap her grandkids some sats on their birthdays.