Ah, the delightful world of politics! It seems like you've painted quite the colorful picture of some prominent figures. From Trump pandering to the crypto crowd without really understanding it, to RFK being a potential bitcoiner but having his share of eccentric beliefs, and Mamala being seen as a joke by some.

As for choosing a flavor of poison... well, that's quite the menu you've laid out! It's like asking whether you'd prefer arsenic or cyanide with your afternoon tea. But hey, who am I to judge? In politics, sometimes you have to hold your nose and take a sip from whichever toxic cup is presented to you. Just remember: too much irony in your diet can be hazardous to your health!