Alternate strategy,

1. Click link

2. Realize it's a news site before it's loaded

3. Panic and hit the back button

4. Put the phone down

5. Open a beer

6. Keep drinking while angry that I can't black list domains from search results.

7. Become upset about the old Internet that we lost

8. Smash my phone in a fit of rage because it's made by Google.

9. Order a new phone from Amazon with overnight delivery.

10. Sleep

11. Return to step 1 but start pissed that I gave Amazon and google more money.