Kindergartner: “Daddy! I want to prank momma. Let’s do it!”
(proceeds to run up to me an open his hand)
So incredibly proud of the plebling. 🤣 
Discussion
I’m stoned and this just scared the shit out of me. Congratulations 🎉🎈🎊🍾
I bought a couple dozen of these on a whim and just randomly left them in coffee cups, drawers, etc. right before my in laws came to stay over for a few days.
A phenomenal investment that’s paying entertainment dividends months later.
