Bride: “You sure you’re going to be OK flying solo with the offspring while I go run errands?”
(I turn around and see our sweet kids happily eating food )
Me: “Piece of cake. No sweat my love. Have fun.”
* Door closes *
I turn around to see that the offspring have both morphed into little demon monsters and have already painted each other’s faces with sour cream.
Yes. But then the monsters suddenly share a cute moment of love and everything is forgotten.
After five seconds they're at it again.
😆 all day every day for all of time
True story, one of the first times I stayed home with both kids one of them threw up in the bathroom and while I was cleaning that the other one crapped on the floor between my feet
Bahahahahahahahaha
