Screw that, I'm booking a cruise π
Discussion
But of course π
I'm not saying we are addicted to cruising, but the two options we are considering is either staying on a cruise ship that's been parked up and turned into a hotel, or cruising around the Canaries π
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I wish my old lady liked boats

Me too. I even like iddy biddy boats but she is a land lubber
Or visit a cruise ship for lunch while it's in port:
https://www.southamptoncruiseconcierge.co.uk/ship-tours-lunch
She would be more tempted to go on one of those but she still declines.
I feel your pain π’
I got hooked as a kid. I went on a Holy land cruise with the school. A few years later I did it again. I could (she won't) spend the rest of my days floating around, waking up to a different vista everyday and sampling exotic cultures from far flung corners.
Not sure I could afford it but I can dream
Apparently, it's cheaper than a care home, when you've made your stack and you get a bit older, you never know π
That was my thinking
Way more swingers nights on Mikeβs cruises too π
Defibrillators too
I'm trained to use those, cool.
Youβll be shagging and restarting all night then π
A long haired lubber from libberpool β¦ π
She's from Russia