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Bride: “Do you want to go to the farmer’s market today?”

Me: “Meh. I’d rather cut off my eyelids, take a gallon-sized tobasco enema, or get my junk chopped off.”

Bride: “Ok.”

Me: “Ok?”

Bride: “Yes. That all sounds fine too.”

Long story short…I’m at the farmers market now.

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Darin 1y ago

Yup. Keep her happy.

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 1y ago

Still not sure if it was worth it. Hot as the devil’s nutsack out here.

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