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are you a night owl, how are you this awake? starting an AMA at this time ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ

Iโ€™m not. Itโ€™s just the weekend and life is short so Iโ€™m trying to have a little fun ๐Ÿ˜‚

What happens between death and birth?

Life.

My gf gave me the answer because I had no idea lmao

I don't want a sober answer โ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜…

Misery

Facts

Why is green blue in Japan?

Ryan my brain canโ€™t do this right now ask an easier question like what my favorite color is

What's your favorite Power Ranger?

Bro thatโ€™s easy. Tommy

The same reason brown was blue for Anceint Greeks

tl;dr

Languages are weird.

No Ryan, our understanding of languages is fucked. Imagine a thousand years from now someone trying to grasp the retardness of โญ• and its nuances.

Unpossible

Exactly. So did Socrates really wanted to fuck Charmides or he was just excited at that party?

I didn't have time for research, bed soon ๐Ÿ˜‚

I bet this will keep you up tonight ๐Ÿ˜…

Once I lay my head down Iโ€™m going to snoozeville

He was just excited he didnโ€™t mean it. Forgiveness is a virtue.

He could have but he didn't. It was one of those nights when you're so in flow that everything revolves around you, from the cleaning lady to the bar owner And everything in between.

Yeah and I think breaking the flow state is the biggest crime here. So we should really be more understanding

Yeah, definitely a crime. The flow should only be increased in such cases. Enjoy your night bro! ๐Ÿ’œ

Maybe spare Charmides... ๐Ÿคญ

I think these are reasonable requests even though I have no idea who tf charimides is ๐Ÿ˜‚

One of Plato's Dialogues under that exact name. You'd enjoy it, I bet.

How do you know Iโ€™d enjoy it? ๐Ÿง

You would no believe me if I told you. Invoice me for 1,000 sats if you will not enjoy it.

I mean I do fuck with Plato so I probably would like it๐Ÿ˜‚

Ancient Greeks get me really hard. Thiccc latinas levels. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

Same bro. Where for art thouu ancient baddies ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Thiccc ass latinas + Minoans tits might be the greatest combo in the last 10,000y or so. Facial features I leave them open because that's mostly genetic inherited taste.

Cheese is queso in Spanish and itโ€™s one of my favorite words

I'm down with Spanish cheese.

Any cheese really.

How much cheese is too much cheese before a date? Lmao

Any cheese MahDood! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bro cheese is so fucking good. Any meal that gets boring for you can easily have cheese added to it and make it delicious again.

Cheese is like 2 of my 4 food groups. The others are cows and eggs.

Eggs are godlike. Hard boiled eggs with salt and some olive oil

I steam them in my rice cooker. Perfect every time ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ‘Œ

Rice cooker wtf kinda witchcraft is this ๐Ÿ˜‚

I love it. Best appliance ever, I've had it like 15 years. Perfect rice, perfect hard eggs.

Bro rice doesnโ€™t make sense. It tastes so good but like it also doesnโ€™t really taste like anything ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ya gotta make killer sauces. Soy sauce, a little fish sauce, ginger or garlic, some green onions. Mmmm. Toss in meat and/or eggs, your eating good.

It's also the carb that I tolerate best. Weird, my ancestry is mostly Norwegian ๐Ÿ˜‚

I was with you on everything except the soy sauce. I donโ€™t fuck with soy, only alpha shit ๐Ÿซก

Gotta have that salty umami flavor ๐Ÿ˜‹

Really good combo. Sadly I can't enjoy olive oil without thinking about Taleb. It's one of my biggest weaknesses.

Why taleb?

He went on about how stacking olives is better than stacking sats at one point. Before he went mad, he wrote the foreword for The Bitcoin Standard (old version). Although I suspect he did it for opsec reasons... It's funny because he wrote about the black swan events and now he's bashing bitcoin. ๐Ÿคญ

Yeah taleb is retarded as fuck. Guy is the opposite of skin in the game. Wrote the fucking foreword for the Bitcoin standard without having any skin in the game lmao.

He was pro bitcoin and then switched it. I think he's sitting on a bag and he did this only to divert attention. I mean if you plan to have a public life, it's smarter to bash bitcoin than to praise it. You'd have to be a cunt too, but this is a given with anyone pursuing fame and glory this way.

Damn thatโ€™s a really good point, Peter Schiff might have a bigger stash than Saylor and his stash is real and not an IOU with coinbase ๐Ÿ˜‚

Look at this cheese bro

Sounds like racism idk man check your privilege

Damn Greeks. Worse than the Dutch.

Youโ€™re right we need reforms right away. Call your congressman and demand change.

Alternative plan ๐Ÿธ

I took an old picture of myself walking and put an explosion in the background to make myself look bad ass on my old dating profile. Shit got me laid ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚

That's some good Photoshop ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ

It was terrible photoshop. My legs were cropped out in the picture so I had to use the actors feet in the original picture ๐Ÿ˜‚

Don't change the winning team. If it works don't fix it. Dating apps are so cringe. Early days of tinder are my Vietnam. ๐Ÿคญ

Bro I met this hot ass Latina on tinder. She was a freak. Had the septum piercing and everything. She loved that picture ๐Ÿ˜‚

I wasn't ironic at all! The things we do for love... ๐Ÿคญ

Man i did some crazy shit for girls when I was younger ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Now you're just being cocky. Stop assuming we didn't do retarded shit too. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Oh it was retarded Iโ€™d never do it again ๐Ÿ˜‚

Of course, but it was required to do it in the past to transform you from that to this. That's why regrets are for pussies. Doesn't matter how retarded it was, once you own it you build great strength from it. I dare to say the retarded the experience the greater the present.

There's lot of holly people who were absolute menaces in the first part of their lives. Then something mysterious happens and they do a 180 suddenly. Many such cases.

๐Ÿ’ฏ! When I look back at things I regret, I canโ€™t tell myself that Iโ€™d rather go back and stop it from happening. Usually learn something very valuable from it.

Why didnโ€™t I feel the cold while I was asleep? ๐Ÿซ‚

Also whatโ€™s crossfaded?

It means Iโ€™m high and drunk at the same time ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ohhh! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚ do be careful though ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ I know, I know, Iโ€™m a grandma

Did you get enough cheese ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚

So much cheese bro ๐Ÿคค

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What amazing ideas did you have, that in hindsight, are just completely retarded?

Iโ€™m sober now but I had the idea to become a blogger and just write about everything thatโ€™s fake or a scam: fiat, fitness, nutrition, vaccines. I chose to pursue a more stable fiat job instead and nostr has kinda allowed me to still write about those things without being incentivized to try and be trendy.

Nostr is a great place to write about that stuff.

People really donโ€™t understand how important censorship resistance is. I spent a lot of time trying to find the right hosting platform that wonโ€™t screw me over and crush my source of income because some bureaucrat doesnโ€™t like my views. And even when I found one that seemed decent, it was totally centralized so feds could easily put a gun to their head and tell them to take down my content. I canโ€™t imagine living with that possibility over my head.