I love how my 4yo son turned out after me.😆 I'm inside there and all my bullshit with me, it's adorable!😩❤️

Like with eggs. He likes his eggs creamy, I like my eggs creamy. Husband likes his eggs MANLY. He just tosses them into a pan, pokes with spatula until they turn thick and preferably black and then he's satisfied with his breakfast.

THE MAN.

We like our eggs with pepper added prior so it blends, quickly whisked with a bit of sour cream in the end, not watery but very moist, onion (preferably shallot) caramelized and not burnt, I saw Gordon Ramsay's bit on it and it's the right way, I won't shut up, you shut up!

Now the cubs are at grandma's and my husband was so looking forward to have breakfast without our son's bs.🤌 And the look on his face when he realized I'm still here🤣

Oh yeah baby, the R rated BS First Edition is going NOWHERE. May there be mushrooms, but you're TRAPPED.

GM to anyone who read it to the end!☕ Want some eggs?

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