Having a baby changes your perspective on what is normal

- yellow puss running from eyes - normal

- crossed eyes - normal

- stop breathing for 15 sec - normal

- scream in the middle of the sleep - normal

- yellow skin - normal

- bright red spot on the skin - normal

- black poop (literally) - normal

- green poop - normal

- explosive diarrhea (medical term) - ~normal

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