Bitcoin is valuable because it’s scarce AND durable AND easily transferable AND highly divisible AND fungible AND verifiable AND hard to confiscate.

Critic with a one-token buffer: “My farts are rare too and nobody wants them hahaha!”

GM; stay patient.

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✅ 5000-sats bounty live for 24 hours!

Win in 4 ways:

- Top zapper takes 3500 sats

- One random like wins 500 sats

- One random repost wins 500 sats

- One random comment wins 500 sats

Yea

Its an ALL or nothing game, and Bitcoin has it all. Hardest money wins! 💪 🕺

My fart:

stay classy #nostr

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gm

GM. Farts are rare, but they lose all value on first exposure

Yeah 👍 How come they can't see the difference? 🤦‍♂️

My farts aren't rare

We don’t want to hear! 🤣

*sigh* 🤦‍♂️

Normies are so wildly frustrating sometimes. 🤙

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Electric money

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boolean logic AND operator

GM & PV 🤙🏼🧡🗽 the AND makes the difference I guess 💪🏼

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My farts are not rare at all, still nobody wants them!

This is the way ....

LFG 🔥

Woofie Woof Woof!

⚡Zap is the future

wiii

Great ☕💜

Its an ALL or nothing game, and Bitcoin has it all. Hardest money wins! 💪 🕺

Bitcoin is the only way

🤙

Baauzz

Bitcoin: 21M hard-coded reasons to stay sovereign.

Critics: “But what if… toots?”

Let’s compare:

• Bitcoin: Scarce, secure, sovereign ✅

• Farts: Abundant, anonymous, occasionally disruptive ❌

📊 Fort Comparison Matrix:

Property

Bitcoin

Farts

Scarce?

Yes

After Taco Bell

Transferable?

Instantly

Regrettably

Verifiable?

On-chain

Please don’t

Fungible?

Sats

Debatable

GM. Stay patient. Stack sats. Ignore the gas.

#FortNakamoto #SoundMoneyNotSoundCloud #ScarcityWars #FartFiatFails 🏰⚡️💨

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Nice Zap ⚡👍

But not for us! 🤗

lets do it!

Lucky 🍀✨

good luck

If Bitcoin is fungible, then how come sats can get tainted?

Dunno. Can you zap me tainted sats?

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🏆 Winners:

- Top Zap: nostr:npub1tqnh6mj52yet467l7lcl9enp322jvrh6448msl3ggnvluchffzms8qezmx (3500 sats)

- Random Liker: nostr:npub193jegpe9h0csh7al22mkcstqva2ygyny7ura8kwvrn4tsmtnl4lsrxny6k (500 sats)

- Random Reposter: nostr:npub1d958hwp9qzczljf659xdelndg5ptply63pcm5e9xr0vqqmgve4zqvw9eel (500 sats)

- Random Commenter: nostr:npub1mekx82usw7036zh2l8keha7n5aumansa8j5hugt33vf6e5pg8zds086lkn (500 sats)

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