Nobody has ever been to Nebraska.
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Garfield the Cat had the same theory about wyoming.
I hated & still hate Garfield. Never got into that thing for 1 minute.
Calvin & Hobbes were pretty good.
I sympathized with his addiction to lasagne.
Best friend growing up was a wop.
Mother started cooking at 8 am every day. Bowl of red sauce & meats just added throughout the day. It was glorious. But guinneas are pretty dumb people in general. Lovably dumb.
Can confirm left curve Sicilian-American here.
🤙🤝
The tradition continues in my house. 
Nice breakfast
Memories.
And this kid was the best athlete I’ve known in my life. House was filled with talking sports & eating great food.
Played D1 baseball & hockey.
Everyone should have at least one friend with mediterranean traditions to keep them fed. I grew up in a very modest house but my family was probably responsible for 50% of my friends' calories.
Middle class greatness. 👍
Damn straight.
We would fuckin embarrass the money towns in sports.
Beat them mercilessly & then get their girlfriends to fall in love just so we could dump them.
Ahhh the good memories. So much pain inflicted.
A little bit of ruthlessness should be inculcated in every young man. It's important to be able to turn that switch on in a moments notice.
