Today, I went for a walk at the park with my wife and dogs.

Everything was lovely and peaceful until the random pitbull ran over and locked his jaws onto my small Australian shepherd’s head.

However, when i gave him the top mount, and jammed my thumb so far into his eye socket I thought I might hit his brain, he rethought his intentions and went away.

Then we came home and had some snacks.

And yes. This actually happened. 🤷