(headed out the door for a walk with the pleblings)

Preschooler: “Daddy…I have to pee.”

Me (motioning to the bathroom mere feet away): “No problem, go ahead.”

(I grab the infant Vader, some coats, and turn around to see the preschooler pissing all over the front yard)

Me: “Dude…there’s a bathroom right there.”

Preschooler: “Yeah…but outside is better.”

pv #plebdad life.