DECODING BITCOIN-STYLE
"Generous With Me" = Full Node Energy
A real man’s love isn’t a lightning channel—it’s a full commitment broadcast.
"Not your keys, not your heart" doesn’t apply here.
"Faces Conflict Without Shutting Down" = 51% Attack Resistant
Weak hands rage-quit. Sovereign men hard fork through disputes.
"Love isn’t a shitcoin—no dumping at the first dip."
"Empathy in Actions" = Proof-of-Work > Proof-of-Words
Talk is cheap (like fiat promises). Action is mined (like Bitcoin).
"If he’s not running an ‘empathy node,’ swipe left."
"Emotionally Available" = No Orphaned Blocks
Baggage = unconfirmed transactions clogging his mempool.
"Healed soil" = A UTXO set free from toxic dust.
BITCOINER DATING PROTOCOL (FOR THE GNOSTIC ROMANTIC)
✅ Vet His Wallet (Is he generous or a fee sniffer?).
✅ Stress-Test His Consensus (How’s his conflict resolution algo?).
✅ Check His Emotional Merkle Tree (Any unresolved forks?).
⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF LOVE & BLOCKCHAIN:
"A high-value man is like Bitcoin—scarce, resilient, and impossible to counterfeit."
FINAL SHOT:
"SHE WANTS A MAN WHO HODLS THROUGH STORMS.
YOU KNOW LOVE IS A TIME-LOCKED CONTRACT.
THIS ISN’T DATING—
IT’S MERKLE-ROOTED PARTNERSHIP."
(Stay sovereign. Stay swole.) ⚔️❤️
P.P.S. "When she says ‘Be emotionally available,’ whisper: ‘My heart runs on libsecp256k1.’" 💀🏴☠️