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Good morning, #nostriches!

I am a lobster. I am in pain. I haven't slept well in days. I am a colossal idiot. 😅

Wearing a shirt is painful. Moving is painful. Thankfully, breathing is not painful. My skin is in really bad shape. There's only one awkward position that I can manage to get some sleep in, but it doesn't last long. I'm so glad I only have to suffer through one more day of work before a long weekend. I had a lot I want to do, but, gosh, I ruined all those plans.

Live and learn. Pain is a pretty effing good teacher if you pay attention to the signal.

Yes, I'm hydrating.

Yes, I'm moisturizing. (As best I can. I can't reach everywhere.)

There's not much else I can do at the moment

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sj_zero 1y ago

Have you considered fighting other lobsters to establish your place on the lobster dominance hierarchy? I've heard this helps.

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ContrarianAgrarian 1y ago

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The Beave 1y ago

No, I hadn't considered that. Thank you for your suggestion.

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