Good morning, #nostriches!

I am a lobster. I am in pain. I haven't slept well in days. I am a colossal idiot. πŸ˜…

Wearing a shirt is painful. Moving is painful. Thankfully, breathing is not painful. My skin is in really bad shape. There's only one awkward position that I can manage to get some sleep in, but it doesn't last long. I'm so glad I only have to suffer through one more day of work before a long weekend. I had a lot I want to do, but, gosh, I ruined all those plans.

Live and learn. Pain is a pretty effing good teacher if you pay attention to the signal.

Yes, I'm hydrating.

Yes, I'm moisturizing. (As best I can. I can't reach everywhere.)

There's not much else I can do at the moment

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Oops! 😒

Hope you recover soon πŸ«‚

Thank you. I will soon enough. Not as soon as I'd prefer, but... That's my own dang fault.

Gm wishing you a speedy recovery

Thank you.

Have you considered fighting other lobsters to establish your place on the lobster dominance hierarchy? I've heard this helps.

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No, I hadn't considered that. Thank you for your suggestion.

Gm, feel better soon.πŸ«‚

Thank you. ☺️

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Boof some aloe? j/k I hope you recover soon. I've made similar mistakes, and it sucks!

I nearly have... LOL!

Have you tried yogurt (as a body lotion, not eating it πŸ˜…) ? Someone was recommending it here few days ago.

But probably for like first help, not after several days.

I'm about to try anything... LOL

Gm

Thanks!

I'm now wondering what the hell you've done and how you did it, in a "no homo" kind of way...🀣🀣

All day at the beach with no sun screen and not having built up any melanin on my chest and back. πŸ˜…

Ouch 😳

Yup.

I'm bad at taking care of myself... πŸ˜…

Me too.. comes with the genetics..😁

Have you ever tried beef tallow rendered from kidney fat?

No, I don't think that I have.

Does the fat from the kidneys make a marked difference?

A friend of mine that makes salves, said that it most resembles human DNA, whether that is true or not, IDK. However I use regular beef tallow and I find it soothing.

I have done tallow in the way today, hope it might be home when I get off work.

Also, vinegar works to sooth a sunburn.

First thing I put on my skin. It usually knocks the burn right out, but, not this time.

Put aloe gel on it as soon as you can.

A CBD cream may also help with pain if you can’t find any aloe for healing.

Other power herbs for skin healing are plantain and comfrey.

Plantain grows everywhere. Find some that is probably not sprayed or driven on and mush it up and apply. I’ve had amazing results from plantain with rope burn. It would probably help sunburn too.

These guys are your friends

I really should learn more about local plants. Thank you.

Good morning 🫢🏼 that sounds so painful, hope you’re feeling better soon πŸ«‚

Thank you!

It is.

I will be soon since I can rest after one more day of work.

Sorry to hear that. Have you tried Aloe to relieve the sunburn?

I have a plant now. 😁

Yes, but, the burn is really severe.

Other option is any cream with high content of Lanolin (at least 15%).

Thank you.

You’re welcome. I hope you feel better soon.

Thank you! Your kindness resonates. ☺️

Aww shucks.

What the others said about ointments, but IMO recovering its mostly waiting around until you've grown a new layer of skin.

Very tedious. We've all been there, get well soon!

Yup. Thanks.

100% aloe and a lidocaine spray if it's itchy

I usually shy away from chemical interventions... But, I'm just about to give up being stubborn since my skin is still in really awful shape.

I tried everything a few years ago when I fell asleep at the beach. everything else was a waste of money and time for me. if I had known about aloe on day 1 I don't think I would have needed the spray. but since I let it dry out by day 3 it was ridiculously itchy under my skin and it took a day or 2 for aloe to moisturize skin, so the spray helped me survive until the aloe remoisterized.

Gotcha.

Thanks for the advice.