"Strong hug"

"60 second hug"

Hugs with short people, hugs that press against the breast, squish into the armpit".

I'm saying goodbye, or am I saying hello. Is it a guy or is is it a gal. Does she have big breasts. Are they just touching my belly or is it from the side.

Does he have a complex. Do I have a complex.

I'd rather hug than fist bump. Not the dreaded fist bump. I'll don't know whether to make a fist, make a palm. Someday I'm just going to slap the guy that tries to give me a fist bump.