Colleague: “So I’m interested in Bitcoin.”

Me: “Finally!! I’ve been telling you for months that it’s essential because…”

Colleague: “…yeah…I think I’m gonna buy some when it drops to $8k. I’m also going to buy Ethereum because I think that’s the future.”

Me: “Get away from me.”

🤦‍♂️. Think I might call a code and try⚡️ing some good sense into this one before pronouncing it.