1. Toys

Make your kid a toy. It'll last longer, and be better loved.

2. Clothing

You're a bitcoiner. Buy natural fibre clothes when the one you're wearing disintegrates.

3. Holiday decorations

Are you fucking kidding me?

4. Imported alcohol

Make your own, or buy local.

Alcohol is a shitcoin anyway.

5. Holiday treats

Raise a cow and eat it. Avoid the seedoils.

6. Video games and consoles

Get a fucking job if you're bored

7. Jewellery

Gold is a shitcoin

Holiday spending is a scam.