1. Toys
Make your kid a toy. It'll last longer, and be better loved.
2. Clothing
You're a bitcoiner. Buy natural fibre clothes when the one you're wearing disintegrates.
3. Holiday decorations
Are you fucking kidding me?
4. Imported alcohol
Make your own, or buy local.
Alcohol is a shitcoin anyway.
5. Holiday treats
Raise a cow and eat it. Avoid the seedoils.
6. Video games and consoles
Get a fucking job if you're bored
7. Jewellery
Gold is a shitcoin
Holiday spending is a scam.
